• Rachel: You're not going to shoot me, Sarah.
  • Sarah: *fires warning shot right next to her and shatters glass*
  • Rachel: (SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK DAMN DID NOT THINK THROUGH DAMN FUCK DAMN)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(Source: brokesummer)


rick-sanchez:

pomp-adourable:

The lovely Hoya Vine I have growing in my back yard <3 there’s always at least one cluster of buds at some different stage in the blooming process

IT LOOKS LIKE STAR ORIGAMI I WANT TEN


canyousaycunt:

faithandfury:

kinell:

freightsick:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Everyone needs to watch the video because it’s so much better than this gif set.

SO GOOD

This has me in tears, sometimes I do feel unlucky not to have a father

Reblogging this again because it makes me sob. I wish I had a father like this.