- Rachel: You're not going to shoot me, Sarah.
- Sarah: *fires warning shot right next to her and shatters glass*
- Rachel: (SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK DAMN DID NOT THINK THROUGH DAMN FUCK DAMN)
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
The lovely Hoya Vine I have growing in my back yard <3 there’s always at least one cluster of buds at some different stage in the blooming process
IT LOOKS LIKE STAR ORIGAMI I WANT TEN
I love this so fucking much
Everyone needs to watch the video because it’s so much better than this gif set.
This has me in tears, sometimes I do feel unlucky not to have a father
Reblogging this again because it makes me sob. I wish I had a father like this.